Not Syiah, Not Sunni, I'm Murni...

A    : Why are you late, my friend?
Me : I performed my pray.
A   : Do you mean praying at here?
Me : Yup.
B   : Are you Syiah or Sunni?
Me : I'm Sunni.
B  : Owh, that's a forbidden statement to syiah. You will get caught or being killed if you make that kind of declaration.
Me : Ohh, okay. I don't know why, Syiah and Sunni need to hate each other. Both believe with the same God and Prophet.
C   : I'm Islam too but not Syiah, not Sunni. I'm Murni.
Me : Haaa...

A, B, C smiling.

D    : You know what is Murni?
Me : No. I don't  have any idea.
D   : Ya, they are muslim but only to the name. They don't practice Islamic rule at all.
Me : Oh, I see.
D   : I hope you won't take it serious. We always make a tease an other religions as well. That's common in my country. As for me, it is not a god manner.
Me : Ya, I'm with you. So are you Syiah or Sunni?
D   : No, I'm not Syiah or Sunni. I'm Bahá’ í.
Me : Ah haaa, okay. (Pening lalat lagi la aku camnie, untuk coverline buat2 muka macam tahu jer).




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Original Posting before edited by my beloved wife

A    : Why are you late, my friend?
Me : I'm praying.
A   : You pray at here?
Me : Yup.
B   : Are you Syiah or Sunni?
Me : I'm Sunni.
B  : Watch out my friend, at my country, Syiah will catch and kill you.
Me : Ohh, okay. I don't know why, Syiah and Sunni need to hate each other. Both believe with the same God and Prophet.
C   : I'm Islam too but not Syiah, not Sunni. I'm Murni.
Me : Haaa...

A, B, C smiling.

D    : You know what is Murni?
Me : No. I don't  have any idea.
D   : Ya, they still Islam, just in the name only. They don't practice it anymore.
Me : Oh, I see.
D   : I hope you not disturbed by this joke. In our country , you can make a joke about other religions. For me, this is not good.
Me : Ya, not good doing a joke about other religions. So are you Syiah or Sunni?
D   : No, I'm not Syiah or Sunni. I'm Bahá’ í.
Me : Ah haaa, okay. (Pening lalat lagi la aku camnie, untuk coverline buat2 muka macam tahu jer).