Freitag, 30. Dezember 2011

Aku nak MAIN BOLA je laaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

My early posting Not Syiah, Not Sunni, I'm Murni actually it was an evening conversation between me and my friends. I'm late to come down playing football with them and then this conversation suddenly happen.

During summer time, almost weekend I played football with them. We play at basketball court back of my flat. All of them are refugees. They live at refugee flat house, provided by the German government across the main road in front of my flat. Sometime a few student from my flat also will joining us play football.



If I'm not misremembering their name are Javed, Khalil and Ali from Afghanistan, Omar Khaiyum from Turkey, Mokhsin and Tony from Iran, Albert from Serbia and a few others I forgot their name. All of them communicate in Arabic language except Albert will speak German with them.. So when I joining them, I will speak english plus a few German words that I know also a little bit actions of body language to communicate with them. Some times it so funny when they shout or angry at me, I just smile and blur. Luckily to play football, I only need to use my feet. If not fuhhhhhhh headache to talk with them like chicken and duck talking each other.

Every time we played football, the rule of game will change; depend on who scored first. Example, last weekend player can score goal from outside the D area. This weekend when player from team A scored goal from outside D area, player from team B will argue and denied the goal by saying that the rule of game today is "player only can score from D area"...aiyakkk so their start mouth fighting like a children under age. Until a few player get sulk; don't want to play and  want to going back home. In my heart I want to shout to them, "Hellooooooo all of you are aged people, lantak koranglah kalau nak bertekak. Aku nak MAIN BOLA je laaaaaaaa"...


p/s : many thanks to pok chik oPEd, may god bless you for this coming new year.....einen guten Rutsch ins Neue Jahr (a good slide into the coming new year).....

arghhh azam tahun baru.....i need to work hard to increase posting in my blog....






    

Dienstag, 26. Juli 2011

Not Syiah, Not Sunni, I'm Murni...

A    : Why are you late, my friend?
Me : I performed my pray.
A   : Do you mean praying at here?
Me : Yup.
B   : Are you Syiah or Sunni?
Me : I'm Sunni.
B  : Owh, that's a forbidden statement to syiah. You will get caught or being killed if you make that kind of declaration.
Me : Ohh, okay. I don't know why, Syiah and Sunni need to hate each other. Both believe with the same God and Prophet.
C   : I'm Islam too but not Syiah, not Sunni. I'm Murni.
Me : Haaa...

A, B, C smiling.

D    : You know what is Murni?
Me : No. I don't  have any idea.
D   : Ya, they are muslim but only to the name. They don't practice Islamic rule at all.
Me : Oh, I see.
D   : I hope you won't take it serious. We always make a tease an other religions as well. That's common in my country. As for me, it is not a god manner.
Me : Ya, I'm with you. So are you Syiah or Sunni?
D   : No, I'm not Syiah or Sunni. I'm Bahá’ í.
Me : Ah haaa, okay. (Pening lalat lagi la aku camnie, untuk coverline buat2 muka macam tahu jer).




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Original Posting before edited by my beloved wife

A    : Why are you late, my friend?
Me : I'm praying.
A   : You pray at here?
Me : Yup.
B   : Are you Syiah or Sunni?
Me : I'm Sunni.
B  : Watch out my friend, at my country, Syiah will catch and kill you.
Me : Ohh, okay. I don't know why, Syiah and Sunni need to hate each other. Both believe with the same God and Prophet.
C   : I'm Islam too but not Syiah, not Sunni. I'm Murni.
Me : Haaa...

A, B, C smiling.

D    : You know what is Murni?
Me : No. I don't  have any idea.
D   : Ya, they still Islam, just in the name only. They don't practice it anymore.
Me : Oh, I see.
D   : I hope you not disturbed by this joke. In our country , you can make a joke about other religions. For me, this is not good.
Me : Ya, not good doing a joke about other religions. So are you Syiah or Sunni?
D   : No, I'm not Syiah or Sunni. I'm Bahá’ í.
Me : Ah haaa, okay. (Pening lalat lagi la aku camnie, untuk coverline buat2 muka macam tahu jer).




Donnerstag, 23. Juni 2011

Spark of Inspiration

I write this post with big smile on my face (senyum meleret sehhhh).

Oped put me in his blogroll. Wow what the pleasure to me. Ya! what do you feel when blogger that you follow (actually I open up his blog almost everyday, waiting what the new story-mory)   give a little appreciation, put your name in his blogroll. Woaaaaaaaa...heheh..and then with his short comment, sparkling my day, inspired me to write second post in my blog.

Like you as a cleaner and then one day your big boss CEO of the company walk in front of you and say hello " Apa kabar sedara, sudah makan ke belum? Kerja rajin2 ye! ". Fuhh what the great day CEO talk to me la, a cleaner, a lower staff . Ofkos (new generation spelling for off course) after that I work harder than usual.

But this spark of inspiration packaging with a pressure. Pressure la need to write posting in english. For 1st simple posting I took around 2-3 hour to finish it. Thanks to uncle Google and my best friend Oxford Dictionary. I hope with this inspiration i'm not become hot-hot chickenshit.

Vielen dank pok chik RemGold..

Donnerstag, 21. April 2011

Aljo inda houzzzzzzz

Yo gggggggggg.....damn i'm also infected in bloggingism....

hermm bulb of idea light up...may be i can improve my english with this way....

For who are read my blog and found my writing so strange, absurd, grotesque, bizarre, weird, awkward or in malay what they called 'cacamerba'..please forgive my weakness, i'm still under learning process yo...