Signs of native Germans

1.  Waiting for the green man

It's the classic expat experience, cross a road, nonchalantly scoffing at the over-obedient Germans waiting for the pedestrian crossing to turn green.

Me : hermm yeap good discipline that becoming my current behavior.

2. Panic shopping on a Saturday at 1:05pm

At the stroke of 5pm on a week day and 1pm on a Saturday, every single shop everywhere in German simply closes for business also in public holidays 

Me : so I need to alert when is Germany public holidays and my food stocks, if not haiyooo "kebulur wooooo" 

3. Eating a kebab while sober

In Germany, where the abundant Turkish community has turned the kebab into a tasty treat and a sensible dinner option.

Me : so far delicious kebab i had eaten is in Taklamakan, Uyghur chinese owner rest. near the Munich Main Central Train Station.

4. Irritated about tardy public transport

German people may feel a sudden spasm of rage when a well-lit information board informs that must wait couple of minutes because of  train delay.

Me : in my home country I can be patient to wait public transport until half an hour but at here train delay about 5 minutes I'm starting grouch.

5. Carrying a bottle around all day for the deposit

It's only 25 cents - but it's 25 cents, once collected four that will be one euro. In Germany every recycle bottle will be charge 25 cent per bottle as deposit. Once they refund this bottle, they will get back their deposit.

Me : I learn new thing, when you give some value to some thing, people will appreciate it.

6. Wearing Birkenstock sandals as slippers

Minded of Germans think that the best way to manage the health of their foot arches is to choose Germany's most famous orthopaedic footwear while relaxing at home.

Me : hermm I'm not try yet.

7.  Being comfortable naked body in front of family members.

During a long hot summer, Germans can't imagine anything more relaxing than playing frisbee with their grannies - naked. It takes years of living in Germany to shed the psychological shackles associated with swinging private parts freely in front of family members.

Me : hahaha this part "memang aku tak sanggup nak buat"....

credit to The Local..